Awaiting the obituary — 2026 edition

Is Donald Trump dead?

79 years, 11 months, 5 days, 11 hours, 42 minutes and counting.

Stylized portrait of Donald Trump surrounded by behavior-describing words

No

Donald Trump is, alas, still alive…

(Bright side: Charlie Kirk already kicked the bucket. Small consolation.)

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